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Angry Pussy

Angry Pussy

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💀 Meet Your New Favorite Tee – Goth Cat Approved 🐾

This shirt is giving Hot Topic 2003 energy, resurrected just for your current closet. It’s black. It’s got a pissed-off pink and purple cat. It screams “I still shop with eyeliner on.” Whether you’re emotionally unavailable or just vibing with the void, this tee understands you.

Soft, semi-fitted, and sassy as hell – it hugs in all the right places without making you feel like a sausage casing. Toss it under your favorite zip-up hoodie or wear it solo while you stomp through the mall food court like it’s 2004 again.

Specs, for the nerds (aka people who read labels):

  • 100% ring-spun cotton – softer than your ex’s excuses

  • (Sport Grey has a lil' polyester magic: 90% cotton, 10% polyester)

  • Fabric weight: 4.5 oz./yd² – like, light but not see-through

  • Semi-fitted – flattering but not clingy

  • Side-seamed so it doesn’t twist like your emotions at 2am

  • Narrow-width rib collar (the tiny choker of neckline finishes)

  • Taped neck and shoulders – for long-term relationship-level durability

  • Blank canvas sourced from Honduras, then transformed into wearable angst

⚠️ Heads up: The White version is more of an “emo ghost” off-white than a blinding bright. Deal with it.

We print this masterpiece just for you when you order – like a goth fairy godmother. That means it takes a little longer, but it also means we’re not destroying the planet with unsold angry cat tees. Look at you being sustainable andstylish. 🖤

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