Unicorns With Issues Tee

🦄 Goth But Make It Magical – Unicorns With Issues Tee 🖤✨

Not all unicorns fart rainbows. Some of them listen to Evanescence, cry glitter, and ghost you on purpose. This goth-glam pink unicorn is here to take up space—emotionally, existentially, and definitely across the front of this shirt. She's big. She's dramatic. She’s not here to be cute, she's here to be iconic.

This semi-fitted tee gives you that perfect “I don’t try, I just look hot” silhouette. It’s comfy enough for existential spirals, cute enough for cursed mall selfies, and pairs beautifully with chunky boots, mesh sleeves, and questionable decisions.

Product details (for your inner Virgo):

• 100% ring-spun cotton – soft like your inner child before the angst kicked in

• (Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester – still soft, still sad)

• Fabric weight: 4.5 oz./yd² – light, breathable, and full of feelings

• Semi-fitted – hugs the bod without suffocating your vibe

• Side-seamed = made for human bodies, not weird cardboard boxes

• Narrow rib collar – sleek like liquid eyeliner

• Taped neck and shoulders so it holds up through life’s many breakdowns

• Unicorn-ready blank sourced from Honduras

⚠️ Note: The white tee option gives “ethereal glow-up” more than “clinical bright,” so expect a dreamy off-white shade.

We conjure this unicorn fresh for you after you order, because overproduction is a bigger villain than your high school ex. Thanks for shopping like a legend. 🦄🖤